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It's one thing to have to explain to a man why a billion dollar measure 
has been vetoed, but it is much more difficult to explain to a woman why 
the cap of the toothpaste has not been put back on.

- W. C. Fields


I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma.

                         - The Wizard of OZ to the Scarecrow.


You can't study the darkness by flooding it with light. 

                                      - Edward Abbey


"Fear is the darkroom where negatives are developed." 


A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one 
book, what would it be?

I always say How to Build a Boat 

                                             - Steven Wright


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