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He laid her on the table So white clean and bare. His forehead wet with beads of sweat He rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and then her breast And then drooling felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, He gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide... he looked inside All was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms... And then he stuffed the turkey.
Mary had a little pig She kept it in a bucket Cause everytime she took it out The bulldog tried to fuck it Sent by bob
There was a nympho named Jill Who tried dynamite for a thrill They found her vagina All over China And bits of her tits in Brazil Sent by Martin
The Beer Prayer Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillage, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager. Barmen Sent by aftab
Razors pains you, Rivers are damp; Acids stains you' And drugs cause cramps. Guns aren't lawful, Nooses gives; Gases smells awful, You might as well live. ---Anon
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