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A young sky diver named Sherm jumped out with his cock long and firm two jerks and a spasm, he had an orgasm and spelled out "I love you" in sperm.
An orgasm can be oh so fine A multiple one quite divine But if you should moan And it's not your own You faked it you bullshitting swine.
The was a young man from Peru Who lived on cunt scapings and poo When he could find none of these He lived on the cheese that under his foreskin grew
Mary had a little sheep, And with this sheep She went to sleep. The sheep turned out To be a ram And Mary had a little lamb!
There was a young girl from Devizes Who had titz of different sizes One was small Almost nothing at all And the other was big, and won prizes.
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