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There once was a vicar called Merick whose fancied the choir boy Derek, the vicars advances, gave Derek a shock, for he was offered communion from the Reverends cock The bats in the belfy squawked out in fright as the reverend Merick buggered with might Merick was caught and tried at the Crown the judge gave his sentence but he pulled his pants down The judge was so angry he cursed in one breath "I send you to prison - to be buggered to death!" Sent by Dan 2001
A sweet senorita from Cuba, broke wind when her husband did lube her, so he entered her ass, in an orchestral brass, and she played alongside with the tuba. Sent by Dan
Danger - Men at work ==================== I go to work and look with glee, at Linda's breasts (the secretary) alas, each night I go home I'm feeling hard but I'm alone I cannot have her for my love, she only screws grade C or above There is a woman at the top, she nevers wear a dress, she smokes a pipe and has a 'tache we think she is a les There is a girl in section 4, she wears no knickers and her skirts are short I think I have a way to fool her I hope she'll bend to take my ruler There is a fat girl on my floor, I think she never had sex before, Next time that I have a boner I'll grab her ass and then dethrone her There is a guy in building A, I'm told, he really is quite gay As I'm so desperate, I will fake it I'll close my eyes and make him take it Sent by Anon
There was a young woman from Orrey, Who fell down a fifty foot quarry, She fell on her back and opened her crack, And in backed a thirty ton lorry! Sent by Doug
Netting a catch =============== I met her on the Internet, she said her name was Kiki, I spoke to her one Saturday, it soon became twice weekly. I liked her face, her pointed chin, the way she touched her hair, I loved her smile and glinting eyes, and all beyond in there I longed to meet her desperately, but only could I dream, of seeing her in the flesh and not just on the screen I booked my flight and flew for hours, I was feeling so elated but finally, when we met her face looked devastated Why was this? I could not think. Of course, I should have told her I'm really only 4 feet tall, and my head's a lot more balder. It always seemed too good for real, the honeymoon was over, I reluctantly went home again, and wept as I flew over and soon enough , I did groan, the relationship had ended she broke my heart the wretched bitch, and still it hasn't mended there is a happy ending though, for after I lost Kiki, I fell in love with Annabel who doesn't find me geeky Anna is a lovely sight, she makes me warm inside I have to blow her up, you see cause she's my latex bride Sent by Dan
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