Today's poems [10.16.12]

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There once was a man from China
Who wasn't a very good climber 
He slipped of a rock 
And chopped of his cock
And now he's got a vagina.

Sent by Quise

Mary had a little lamb,
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two slices of bread!

Sent by Mad

A familar person named Hugh,
had a desire for pleasure which grew.
He became talk of the Town
because of Divine Brown,
who unlike Liz, never spew.

There once was a vampire named Mable
Who's periods were very unstable
By the light of the moon 
She whipped out a spoon
And drank herself under the table

Sent by Matt

There was once a prostitute named Sue
Who filled her vagina with glue
She said with a grin
If they pay to get in
And they'll pay to get out too.

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