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There once was a man from China Who wasn't a very good climber He slipped of a rock And chopped of his cock And now he's got a vagina. Sent by Quise
Mary had a little lamb, her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two slices of bread! Sent by Mad
A familar person named Hugh, had a desire for pleasure which grew. He became talk of the Town because of Divine Brown, who unlike Liz, never spew.
There once was a vampire named Mable Who's periods were very unstable By the light of the moon She whipped out a spoon And drank herself under the table Sent by Matt
There was once a prostitute named Sue Who filled her vagina with glue She said with a grin If they pay to get in And they'll pay to get out too.
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