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Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?"

Jesus says, "Just hanging around."


The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?


What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?

They both live off dead Beatles.


   An Unusual Ailment
   A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The
   man sneezes, pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman can't
   believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating.
   A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls out his wang and
   wipes the tip off. The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe
   that such a rude person exists. A few minutes pass. The man sneezes
   yet again. He takes his wang out and wipes the tip off.
   The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says,
   "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your penis
   from your pants to wipe it off! What the hell kind of degenerate are
   The man replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am. I have a
   very rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The
   woman then says, "Oh, how strange. What are you taking for it?" The
   man looks at her and says, "Pepper."


A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.

He says to her, "What's going on?" 
She says, "Believe it or not, John, I've gone public!" 


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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.


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