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Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he
told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mum : Well, you have done the right thing.
Son : But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with
Pres: Improper? ... Ain't nothing improper about that. That was one of
the the sweetest interns I've ever had.
"Why do you look so glum today?", the teacher asked young Johnny.
"I didn't have no breakfast," Johnny mumbled.
"You poor dear," said the teacher. "Now, to return to our geography
lesson, Johnny, where is the French border?"
"In bed with my mom. That's why I didn't have no breakfast."
An elderly couple walk into a doctor's office. The man tells the
doctor, "Doctor, we want
to have a baby." The doctor replies,"At your age I don't think it's
possible, but I'll give
you a jar, come back in a few days with a sperm sample." So the couple
comes back a few
days later.They give the doctor an empty jar. The doctor says,"I was
afraid of this." The
old man says,"No, it's not what you think. I tried it with my left
hand. I tried it with my
right hand. She tried it with her left hand. She tried it with her
right hand. She tried it with
her teeth in. She tried it with her teeth out. But we couldn't get the
lid off the jar."
Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
A: Hey pal, mind if I cut in?
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