Today's quotes [12.30.10]
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You know the world is going to hell when the best rapper is
white and the best golfer is black.
Sent by Tony
"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 6 ways
out of this airplane..."
Priest is someone addressed by everyone as "Father"
except his children who call him "uncle".
"As we prepare for takeoff, please make sure your tray tables and seat
backs are fully upright in their most uncomfortable position."
We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us.
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