Today's quotes [12.29.10]
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"Last one off the plane must clean it."
Mind over matter - I don't mind, so it don't matter.
Sent by Tara
"Sex is like a joke, some people get it and some don't"
Sent by Mindi
"Don't Keep reaching for the stars
because you'll just look like an idiot
stretching that way for no reason"
-- Jimmy Fallon
Today's standards of performance are
yesterday's standards of excellence and
tomorrow's standards of mediocrity.
Sent by Paul
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