Today's quotes [12.2.10]
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"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the
second one didn't."
My wife only has 2 complaints. Nothing to wear and not enough closet space.
Although plastic was brought into industrial use in 1909 by L.H. Baekland
of Yonkers, it was not until the end of World War II that the modern
miracle substance was used in a wide variety of consumer goods, among
them speedboats, dentures and flamingos. Previously flamingos were made
of cement. Before that they were made by other flamingos.
- William E. Geist, The New York Times
Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they
were to success when they gave up.
- Thomas Edison
Lord, how the day passes! It's like a life - so quickly when we don't
watch it, and so slowly if we do.
- John Steinbeck
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