Today's quotes [12.17.10]
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Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.
My wife's cooking is so bad that we pray after we eat.
You can't expect a boy to be depraved until he has been to a good school.
The government never really goes into business, for it never makes ends
meet. And that is the first requisite. It just mixes a little business
with a lot of politics and no one ever gets a chance to find out what is
actually going on.
- Thomas Alva Edison
This is a cheap-shot comedy sketch, and I'll lay you odds the frog wrote
- Miss Piggy, The Muppet Show
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