Today's quotes [12.15.10]
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Women will forgive anything.
Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago.
- Robert A. Heinlein
"Ever notice how it's a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two
cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal."
- Steven Wright
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."
- Lily Tomlin
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
- Mae West
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
- Albert Einstein
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