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You can't study the darkness by flooding it with light. 

                                      - Edward Abbey


God is a comedian with an audience too afraid to laugh.

                                       - Voltaire


"Fear is the darkroom where negatives are developed." 


There are two kinds of people in the South -- good ole boys and rednecks. 
The difference is good old boys may raise livestock, rednecks get 
emotionally attached. 

- Blake Clark


"It occurred to me recently that although the information road has grown 
from a goat track to a superhighway, there has been if anything an 
increase in the chance of hitting a goat." 

- Ken Olum, 1996


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