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Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair.  The 
first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, "I wear a wig, 
because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not 
even down there." 

That night, Mrs. Schmidlap tells her husband.  He says, "I've 
never seen anything like that.  Please tomorrow, ask her to go
into the bedroom and show you.  I want to hide in the closet so 
I can have a look."  

The next day, Mrs. Schmidlap asks the girl, the two of them go 
into the bedroom, and the girl strips and shows her.
Then the girl says, "I've never seen one with hair on it.  Can I 
see yours?"

So Mrs. Schmidlap pulls off her clothes and shows her.  That 
night, Mrs. Schmidlap says to her husband, "I hope you're  
satisfied, because I was pretty embarrassed when that girl 
asked to see mine." 

Her husband says, "You think you were embarrassed...I had 
the four guys I play poker with in the closet with me." 


A Scottish cop was asked how he'd break up a crowd.

He answered, "I'd take up a collection!"


What is New Jersey's state bird?

                    The common House Fly.


How is sex like air?

It's no big thing unless you aren't getting any. 


A car breaks down along the expressway one day, so the driver 
eases it over onto the shoulder of the highway. He jumps out of 
the car, opens the trunk, and pulls out two men in trench coats. 

The men stand behind the car, open up their coats and start 
exposing themselves to the oncoming traffic. This results in one
of the worst pile-ups in history.

When questioned by police why he put two deviates along the 
side of the road, the man replied, "I broke down and was just 
using my emergency flashers!"


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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.


PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.

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