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New White House Pet
President Bill Clinton has purchased yet another pet for the White House
to keep his cat and dog company. The 18 yr. old horse was delivered to
the White House yesterday. Mr. Clinton took the afternoon off to ride the
new arrival which he has named "Missie".
Mr. Clinton did not allow the press to attend his first encounter with
Missie. He said "She needs some time to settle into her new home, but
she's a beautiful beast and quite a challenge to ride. Hillary is still
not convinced this is a good idea but she knows how important riding
horses is to me."
When just about everyone had boarded the plane, the flight
attendant made a brief announcement. She said,"to the
gentleman in seat 18F don't worry about your bag, you will get
it back just as soon as we are done going through it."
Pythagorean theorem: 24 words.
The Lord's Prayer: 66 words.
Archimedes' Principle: 67 words.
The 10 Commandments: 179 words.
The Gettysburg address: 286 words.
The Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words.
The US Government regulations on the sale of cabbage: 26,911 words.
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