Today's stories [8.25.08]
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The editors at "Playboy" have selected Marilyn Monroe for first
place in its "The 100 Sexiest Women of the Century" feature.
For organizational purposes, the list is divided into "Chicks
Who Slept WIth A Kennedy" and "Chicks Who Didn't Sleep
With A Kennedy."
I was on a Southwest flight once that was delayed at the gate
after everyone boarded. The flight attendant said over the
intercom, "We're sorry for the delay. The machine that normally
rips the handles off your luggage is broken, so we're having to
do it by hand. We should be finished and on our way shortly."
SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU
"Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." (Del,6)
"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might
get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love."
"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's
something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for
me." (Bart, 9)
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