Today's quotes [8.25.08]
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"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to
prison for three years, not Princeton."
-Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again
with promoter Don King
"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still
find my #%@# clothes."
- Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he
keeps a color photo of himself above his locker
"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
- Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon
during his visit to Greece
"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
-Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh
"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is
stand still and look stupid."
--- Hedy Lamarr
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