Today's quotes [8.18.08]
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"Oh no! I can't go to the deli! My singles cover has lapsed!"
-- Lyndall Holmes
Hi. I'm here to pick up the Pope's Superbowl tickets -
Ave. Hic adsum ad tesseras pontificis maximi Colosseo Maximo tollendas.
I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear. -
Te audire non possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
-- Jason B. Standing, Esq.
"Are you seriously asking or are you just being a dick?"
-- Dave Arthur to Gerrit Riessen
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together. -- Hemant Joshi
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