Today's poems [8.1.08]
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There was a young man from Racine
Who invented a fucking machine:
Both concave and convex,
It would fit either sex -
And could play with itself in between.
A certain young man of St. Paul
Consistently practiced withdrawal.
This quaint predilection
Created such friction,
He soon had no foreskin at all.
bought a dildo
lost your cherry
freaked your mother,
now you have sex alone.
Sent by Kendall
A king sadly said to his queen,
"In parts you have grown far from lean."
"I don't give a damn,
You've always liked ham,"
She replied, and he gasped, "How obscene!"
The only problem
with Haiku is that you just
get started and then
- Author unknown
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