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You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who
       makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe
       diarrhea.


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The Universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind
- a pretty uncomfortable thought,
particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.

     Woody Allen in Getting Even 

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Reporter: "What do you think of western civilization?"

Ghandi: "I think it would be a good idea."

sent SC123


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"I don't care where you take me, just take me..."
                        -- Angela (yet again)


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After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse.

W.C. Fields

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