When his .38-calibre revolver failed to fire at its intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder: he peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. Happily for most concerned, this time it worked.
When George W. Bush was asked if he knew what Roe versus Wade was, he said he thought it was the decision that General George Washington needed to make when he planned to cross the Delaware.
One day, on a notice board, a message was written: "A parker pn lost if found plz return to me" The next day, another notice was put up: "If anybody finds a E plz add it to the spelling of PEN"
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