Sign in a Leipzig elevator:
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
Sign in a Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
An insurance man visited me at home to talk about our mortgage insurance.
He was throwing a lot of facts and figures at me, and I wanted to follow as
Best I could, so I told my 6-year-old son to run and get me a pad. He came
Back and handed me a Kotex right in front of our guest.
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