Spence was discussing the latest design changes on this
one car at the car show. Someone noted the windshield
wipers now didn't show from the front of the car. I opened my
mouth and seriously suggested, "maybe the windshield wipers
are on the *inside* of the windshield now . . . "
My twin sister and I had been out on our first double date. I immediately
walked in the house after the date, but my sister stayed outside to kiss
her date goodnight. My mom was curious to see what they were doing. In
order to see, she had to step on the toilet lid in the bathroom to see out
the window. It was dark and she failed to close the lid so she slipped
into the toilet. She was really embarrassed when she came into the front
room with wet feet and had to explain why.
Harlan says there's a Judi who works at his place: Our
receptionist, (yes, she is a blonde), often takes orders to call
out for pizza on nights we work late. One night, after placing an
order for two pizza's from around the corner, we asked her how
long it would be. She said she was told 40 minutes. When we
commented to her that we thought that was a long time, she
responded "that seems about right, it takes 20 minutes to cook
a pizza and we ordered 2 of them".
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