Automobile lovers all over the world are said to be supporting the NATO
air assault on Serbia. Recent pictures from Serbian television apparently
showedthe Yugo factory ablaze.
From the Honolulu Advertiser more than 20 years ago as printed
in Ann Landers, Sunday, April 7, 1996, (slightly rephrased):
Senators William B. Spong of Virginia and Hiram Fong of Hawaii
sponsored a bill recommending the mass ringing of church bells
to welcome the arrival in Hong Kong of the U.S. Table Tennis
Team after its tour of Communist China.
The bill failed to pass, cheating the Senate out of passing
the Spong-Fong Hong Kong Ping Pong Ding Dong Bell Bill.
WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED??
"Eighty-four! Because at that age, you don't have to work
anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your
bedroom." (Judy, 8)
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a
wife!" (Tom, 5)
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