A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the
time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus
and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.
Modern Travel: To promote airline safety, a proposed FAA rule
would require that every suitcase checked on a US flight be
on the same plane as its owner. "That means that even though
you want to fly to Orlando at 9am, you may end up on the 10pm
plane to Boise." (Jerry Perisho)
Major airlines oppose the plan. "They are even against a less
stringent rule that would require luggage and owners to be in the
There's a new church that opened recently in Southern California. It's
called "The Church of the Divine Helping".
Communion is an all-you-can-eat affair. They focus on prayer breakfasts,
community brunches, business outreach lunches, ladies teas, and (of
course) potluck dinners. The church's motto:
"God helps those who help themselves."
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