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"A Baby Shredder"

A mini shredding machine -- as advertised in the local paper.

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Once in a diner, I wanted a Ham &  Tomato toasted
sandwich.  After about 10 minutes the waitress came back
and apologized.  "We don't have Ham and Tomato toasted
sandwiches but you can have the  'Special'."  I asked
what was in the Special.  "Ham, Tomato, Cheese . . . "



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At my new job we a have a general mailbox into which
people send requests for updates and changes. I am
completely serious when I tell you that today we
received the following mail.


1)There is a sing where the rotisserie chicken is
served stating that you get a 20oz soda with the
meal...but the cashers says that it 
is wrong & it should say 16oz...that's not a problem
but the cashers by the snack/entrence section have a
very nasty attitude about it.
2)Today(4/25/01) the was "Seafood Pasta Primavera" on
the menu but instead they had chicken parmesian--again
this is not the problem.  The problem is
those same damn cashers at the entrance--they charged
me for the seafood pasta which is $4.95 instead of the
chicken pamesian which is $4.95.  I explained the
situation to them but they just dont want to hear what
I have to say.  I'm really disgusted with the way the
cafateria is being run.

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