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"Damn T.V.... Ruined my imagination and 
my ability to... ummm... ya... you 
know..." 

                         -Bart Simpson

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Some congressmen are so upset about how much the
government pays farmers not to grow wheat, that
they want more money not to accept bribes. 

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Nurturing:
The biggest problem in the world could have been solved when it was
small.

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"There was an advert in the local paper last week placed by a local
 software firm.  They were looking for a sysadmin.  Requirements
 included "3 years experience" with windows '95."
                        -- Peter deFriesse, alt.sysadmin.recovery,
                                16 January, 1997


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I have a map of the United States...  Actual size.  It says, "Scale:  1 mile =
1 mile."  I spent last summer folding it.  I also have a full-size map of the
world.  I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, "E6".


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