Some people have a way with words, others not have way.
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our
nation's history...this century's history...
We all lived in this century. I didn't
live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republican
vice-presidential candidate during a news
conference in which he was asked his
opinion of the Holocaust
Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for
a satellite picture.
It's like an alcatraz around my neck.
- Boston mayor Menino on the shortage of city parking spaces
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