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Some people have a way with words, others not have way.

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He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by
       death.


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The Holocaust was an obscene period in our
nation's history...this century's history...
We all lived in this century. I didn't
live in this century.

-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republican
               vice-presidential candidate during a news
               conference in which he  was asked his
               opinion of the Holocaust
 

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Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for
a satellite picture.


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It's like an alcatraz around my neck. 

    - Boston mayor Menino on the shortage of city parking spaces 

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