"Television is a medium. Proof: a) Television is not rare. b) Television is not well done. QED" -- Robert Bonomi
I always turn to the sports page first, which record people's accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures. - Chief Justice Earl Warren
Douglas Adams - "There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
Life is too short for grief. Or regret. Or bullshit. - Edward Abbey
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."
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