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The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad.
   -- Salvador Dali


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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind
is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,
but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. 

     - Dave Barry's Bad Habits, Dave Barry 

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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind
is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,
but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. 

     - Dave Barry's Bad Habits, Dave Barry 

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"As a computing professional, I believe it would be unethical for me to
 advise, recommend, or support the use (save possibly for personal amusement)
 of any product that is or depends on any Microsoft product."
                        -- David H. Wolfskill, in alt.sysadmin.recovery


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"... you haven't seen untidiness until you've seen a room where the gravity
 has failed twice in different directions."
                        -- Michael Marshall Smith, "Only Forward"


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