The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad.
-- Salvador Dali
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind
is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,
but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
- Dave Barry's Bad Habits, Dave Barry
"As a computing professional, I believe it would be unethical for me to
advise, recommend, or support the use (save possibly for personal amusement)
of any product that is or depends on any Microsoft product."
-- David H. Wolfskill, in alt.sysadmin.recovery
"... you haven't seen untidiness until you've seen a room where the gravity
has failed twice in different directions."
-- Michael Marshall Smith, "Only Forward"
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