"I'd love to go out with you but I've got a Friends of the Lowly Rutabaga
Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.
"I'm convinced that, if you could decode the 'unused' bits of our DNA,
This is a test, please ignore
The Elder Ones make no warranty of any kind with regard to
this material, including, but not limited to, the implied
warranties or merchantability and fitness for a particular
-- Malcolm Ray, email@example.com
Good judgement comes from bad experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
It's a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died they'd just stay
right up there. Hunters would be all confused.
By voting you are helping select today's best quote. This helps us provide you with better quality humor in the future, as well as to select the best quotes to send in our daily best humor mailing.
Today's JokesToday's StoriesToday's PoemsToday's Funny Pic
S M T W Th F St
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30 31