There may be some things better than sex and some things may be worse,
but there is nothing exactly like it.
- W. C. Fields
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
"Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place."
- Billy Crystal.
When the Irish say that St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland,
what they don't tell you is that he was the only one who saw any snakes!
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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