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It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. 

    -- Mark Twain

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"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. " 
    - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855) 

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There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you
can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.

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"If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people 
will throw a lot of rubbish into it."

     - William A. Orton 

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Everything is drive-through. In California they even have a burial
   service called Jump-In-The-Box.
         Wil Shriner

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