It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
-- Mark Twain
"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. "
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)
There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you
can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.
"If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people
will throw a lot of rubbish into it."
- William A. Orton
Everything is drive-through. In California they even have a burial
service called Jump-In-The-Box.
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