Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.
"Mr Reith warns a vote for Labor would see a return of high interest rates
and high unemployment, but denies he is engaging in scare tactics in the
final weeks of the campaign."
-- ABC News. (Yeah right. No scare tactics at all.)
"Hoping to get people to go to museums
again, New York City has started a new
ad campaign called "I Love New York
Culture". But if they want me to go
back to museums, they should name the
campaign "Sorry We Yelled At You For
Touching Stuff, Jimmy Fallon."
-- Jimmy Fallon
The 100% American is 99% idiot.
- - - George Bernard Shaw
In the realm of human destiny, the depth of man's questioning is more
important than his answers
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