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Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it. 

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"Mr Reith warns a vote for Labor would see a return of high interest rates
 and high unemployment, but denies he is engaging in scare tactics in the
 final weeks of the campaign."

-- ABC News. (Yeah right. No scare tactics at all.)


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"Hoping to get people to go to museums 
again, New York City has started a new 
ad campaign called "I Love New York 
Culture". But if they want me to go 
back to museums, they should name the 
campaign "Sorry We Yelled At You For 
Touching Stuff, Jimmy Fallon." 
                      -- Jimmy Fallon


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The 100% American is 99% idiot.
                               
     - - - George Bernard Shaw

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In the realm of human destiny, the depth of man's questioning is more
important than his answers

                                  --Andre Malraux

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