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When I was fourteen years old, I was amazed at how unintelligent
       my father was. By the time I turned twenty-one, I was astounded
       how much he had learned in the last seven years. -- Mark Twain


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The simple step of a courageous individual is not to
take part in the falsehood. One word of truth outweighs
the world. 

    - Alexander Solzhenitsyn 

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Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home.
He probably lies about other things too. 

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"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole 
government working for you."
           
          -- Will Rodgers -- 

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We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur. 

    - Dan Quayle, Former U.S. Vice-President 

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