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"Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead"

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"Yes I have a title, a job, an address, a web page, a pgp sig, even a geek
 code somewhere. If pressed I can probably come up a witty saying that you
 haven't heard before. But nobody really cares..."
                        -- The sig of David Klingler


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Rain - something that, when you take an umbrella, it
doesn't.

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I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair
   under my arms instead.
         Sue Kolinsky


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Everybody lies about sex.

     - Lazarus Long 

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