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Anyone who doesn't believe in the Tooth Fairy is
offending all the gay dentists in America. 

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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory

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- You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.

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For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

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