"Happy Birthday Usenet Oracle! The Usenet Oracle celebrated it's 6th birthday Sunday, 8 October 1995. That's about ... let's see ... 1,320 in Internet years." -- Steve Kinzler, rec.humor.oracle
"You're not playing klondike again are you?" "No, it's a hallucination." "Oh, ok. Put the 8 on the 9." -- Ben Salmon, me, Ben
"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true." -- Irving Caesar
Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.
Man has been called a rational being, but rationality is a matter of choice - and the alternative his nature offers him is: rational being or suicidal animal. Man has to be man - by choice; he has to hold his life as a value - by choice; he has to learn to sustain it - by choice; he has to discover the values it requires and practice his virtues - by choice. -- Ayn Rand, "Galt's Speech," Atlas Shrugged
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