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"Happy Birthday Usenet Oracle!
 The Usenet Oracle celebrated it's 6th birthday Sunday, 8 October 1995.
 That's about ... let's see ... 1,320 in Internet years."
                        -- Steve Kinzler, rec.humor.oracle
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"You're not playing klondike again are you?"
"No, it's a hallucination."
"Oh, ok. Put the 8 on the 9."
                        -- Ben Salmon, me, Ben
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"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible
       worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true." -- Irving Caesar
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Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.
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Man has been called a rational being, but rationality is a matter of choice - and
    the alternative his nature offers him is: rational being or suicidal animal. Man
    has to be man - by choice; he has to hold his life as a value - by choice; he has to
    learn to sustain it - by choice; he has to discover the values it requires and
    practice his virtues - by choice.

    -- Ayn Rand, "Galt's Speech," Atlas Shrugged
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