"Oh yeah? My ENTIRE FAMILY was killed by gangsters... or maybe they moved to Tucson... and now I crave VENGEANCE." "HA! My entire family AND MY DOG were crushed during a civil war re- enactment... and now I'm ITCHING to dispense justice indiscriminately!!" "I just like to KILL people." -- Various generic vigilante superheroes, "The Tick"
For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out she'll kill me. -Henny Youngman
"Development is the realization of human potential." - Ghandi
- An "acceptable" level of employment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.
"Youth and trechery will always over come experience and talent"
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