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"Oh yeah? My ENTIRE FAMILY was killed by gangsters... or maybe they moved
 to Tucson... and now I crave VENGEANCE."
"HA! My entire family AND MY DOG were crushed during a civil war re-
 enactment... and now I'm ITCHING to dispense justice indiscriminately!!"
"I just like to KILL people."
                        -- Various generic vigilante superheroes, "The Tick"


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For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman.
If my wife ever finds out she'll kill me. 

     -Henny Youngman 

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"Development is the realization of human potential." 

     - Ghandi 

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- An "acceptable" level of employment means that the government economist
   to whom it is acceptable still has a job.


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"Youth and trechery will always over come experience and 
talent"

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