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"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying
and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself." 

Peter O'Toole.

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"Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
 And East is East and West is West and if you take cranberries and stew
 them like applesauce they taste more like prunes than a rhubarb does.
 Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know."
                        -- Groucho Marx


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"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song." 

Louis Armstrong.

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"Historical Landmark #9678023
 Windows 95: Five years ago, corporate software giant, Microsoft, spent
 millions of dollars, and put a team of hundreds of highly specialized
 programmers on an extensive and highly ambitious project to find another
 name for the Apple Menu."
                        -- Avi Selk, in comp.unix.bsd.netbsd.misc


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I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add. 

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