"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying
and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."
"Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
And East is East and West is West and if you take cranberries and stew
them like applesauce they taste more like prunes than a rhubarb does.
Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know."
-- Groucho Marx
"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song."
"Historical Landmark #9678023
Windows 95: Five years ago, corporate software giant, Microsoft, spent
millions of dollars, and put a team of hundreds of highly specialized
programmers on an extensive and highly ambitious project to find another
name for the Apple Menu."
-- Avi Selk, in comp.unix.bsd.netbsd.misc
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.
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