Love thy neighbor, yet don't pull down your hedge.
"You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."
- Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach
English is the language up with which I will not put
"I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball.
My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis."
- Dean Martin
Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
- Salvor Hardin, Foundation
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