Humanity is divided into two: the masters and the slaves. --Aristotle
Dolly Parton: I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde.
Wisdom is running after mankind...but mankind is quicker !
Today's standards of performance are yesterday's standards of excellence and tomorrow's standards of mediocrity. Sent by Paul
Seen on a bumper sticker... I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
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