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Humanity is divided into two: the masters and the slaves.
        
             --Aristotle
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Dolly Parton:
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm 
not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde.
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Wisdom is running after mankind...but mankind is quicker !
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Today's standards of performance are 
yesterday's standards of excellence and 
tomorrow's standards of mediocrity.


Sent by Paul
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Seen on a bumper sticker...

    I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
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