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Today's quotes [5.20.05]

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"I'm offering you my body and you're offering me semantics?"
                        -- Caitlin Bree, "Clerks"


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It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't
want to be there when it happens.

                     -- Woody Allen -- 

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Hi.  I'm here to pick up the Pope's Superbowl tickets -
   Ave.  Hic adsum ad tesseras pontificis maximi Colosseo Maximo tollendas.


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"Truth decays into beauty, while beauty soon becomes merely charm. Charm ends
 up as strangeness, and even that doesn't last, but up and down are forever."
                        -- The Laws of Physics


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Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a
   mistake when you make it again.
   -- F. P.Jones


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