A really great salesman is one who can actually make his wife
feel sorry for the girl who lost her panties and bra in his car.
"`Rock' is the music of slaves. Of adolescents pursuing the illusion of
freedom and protest while the steel chains of technology bind them ever
"I've been working under operation code named duck and cover for so long now
I can neither confirm nor deny whether I can recall if I'm allowed to
confirm nor deny my own existance. Now does that make any sense to you?"
-- Bob the Psychopath, DAAS Kapital
"You're not playing klondike again are you?"
"No, it's a hallucination."
"Oh, ok. Put the 8 on the 9."
-- Ben Salmon, me, Ben
"One word sums up probably the responsibility
of any vice president, and that one word is 'to
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, December 6, 1989
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