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"When will my raise be effective?"
"The same time you are."
                        -- Wally, Catbert (from Dilbert)


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"Yow!  Am I having fun yet?!"

-- John Howard^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HZippy the Pinhead


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"Does anyone want to keep the rubber maid...?"
                        -- Cathy Jenkins


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* When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.


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   A sign I saw at a swimming pool once:
   We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool!


  

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