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I love those slow-talking Southern girls. I was out with a Southern girl last night, took her so
long to tell me she wasn't that kind of girl, she was. 

    - Woody Woodbury
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If Man were meant to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 disciples.
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"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. " 
    - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
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If you die on an elevator, be sure to press the UP button.
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"Satan sincerely believes in the triumph of Evil.
 Gates just does it for the money."
                        -- http://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/top10.html
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