I love those slow-talking Southern girls. I was out with a Southern girl last night, took her so long to tell me she wasn't that kind of girl, she was. - Woody Woodbury
If Man were meant to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 disciples.
"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. " - Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
If you die on an elevator, be sure to press the UP button.
"Satan sincerely believes in the triumph of Evil. Gates just does it for the money." -- http://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/top10.html
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