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Don't Blame Me - I voted for Gore... I Think

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"Keyboard Error - Press  to continue"
                        -- PC BIOS error message


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'Ah, well, yes, you see, one of the things that makes
folks even more jolly is knowing there're people who
ain't,' said Albert, in a matter-of-fact voice.
'That's how it goes, master.  Master?'

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"An artist is a person who can hold two contradictory thoughts in his 
 mind at the same time"

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I'm sorry, you seem to have mistaken me for someone who cares.



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