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Truth is the cry of all, but the game of the few.
        --Ibid

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Dale Carnegie: 
     "If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of
lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the
loss of sleep."

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If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably 
haven't completely understood the situation.

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"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. " 
    - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) 


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ON LAMENTATION
   Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.


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