Truth is the cry of all, but the game of the few.
"If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of
lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the
loss of sleep."
If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably
haven't completely understood the situation.
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. "
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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