"It's still got a kind of throat inspection sound about it..." -- Tim Marks
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
Women don't make fools of men; most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
"Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother." - Ferengi Rule of Acquisition Number 31, Deep Space Nine
Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
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