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"It's still got a kind of throat inspection sound about it..."
                        -- Tim Marks
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I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I
don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash
clothes on the last day of their life?
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Women don't make fools of men; most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
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"Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother." 

     - Ferengi Rule of Acquisition Number 31, Deep Space Nine
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Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
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