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If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He like
       enchiladas, because that's what He's getting!


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"Flooding... No really, flooding. Bring an Ark."
                        -- Topic of #darksex, set by Dorianne
                                (aka Sabrina Goodpaster)


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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

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Conway's law:
In any organization, there will always be one person who
knows what is going on. This person should be fired.

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"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?"

Art Hoppe.

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